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A Funny July 24, 2008

Posted by pastorsbc1303 in Uncategorized.

A church member passed this one on to me and I found it rather funny.  Gotta love Baptists, and of course Baptist Preachers. . .

Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island.  Both survived.  One of the men brushed himself off and then proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance of survival. When he returned , he rushed up to the other man and  screamed, “this island is uninhabited, there is no food, there is no water.  We are going to die!”  The other man leaned back against the fuselage of the wrecked plane, folded his arms and responded, “No, we’re not.  I make over $250,000 a week.”  The first man grabbed his friend and shook him.  “Listen, we are on an uninhabited island.  There is no food and no water.  We are going to die!  The other man, unruffled, again responded.  “No, I make over $250,000 a week.”  Mystified, the first man, taken aback with such an answer again repeated, “For the last time, I am telling you we ARE doomed.  There is no one else on this island.  There is no food.  There is no water.  We are, I repeat, going to die a slow death.”  Still unphased, the first man looked the other in the eyes and said, “Do not make me say this again, I make over $250,000 per week. . . I am a Baptist, and I tithe.  MY PASTOR WILL FIND US!”



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